Please READ this ad before firing off a response. I get a lot of rmessages from "e-wankers" who clearly haven't. I know precisely what I want. Not interested anything more.. I’m essentially straight; Innocent boyish fun is all I'm after.

If it rings a bell with you, please tell me something about yourself- (age, build, ethnicity, location, generosity of endowment, etc) and WHAT IT IS ABOUT MY NEEDS WHICH APPEALS TO YOU. One-liners are so unsatisfactory!

Relevant pics would help too – not all cocks “do it” for me I’m afraid.

I'm a civilised, relaxed, retired professional. I live 12 miles south of Stratford-upon-Avon. I can accommodate late afternoon/early evening Tuesday to Friday, or drive to you if you're not too far away.

f you’re white, 23-55, with a boyish figure, an exhibitionist streak, and can present me with a pouch anything like that in the pic, I can think of nothing I’d enjoy more than having you strut before me as I feel you stir, before lowering your zip to reveal a pulsating min 6”, and pref large, smooth, “lea-baggable” balls - then setting to work relieving you with oiled hands and eager mouth. Yum yum!

You can return the favour if you like, but given my age, I’ll quite understand if you pass on that one.

But the jeans are very much part of it for me.

I'm not a timewaster. If I agree to meet, I meet.