JEANS-CLAD BOY UP FOR WANK?

If you’re 23-45, white, have a boyish figure, an exhibitionist streak, and can offer me a pouch anything like that in the pic, I can think of nothing nicer than you parading before me as I feel you stir; then lower your zip, extract you, and relieve you with hand and mouth.

You can return the favour if you like, but as I’m 70, I’ll quite understand if you pass on that one.

Nothing more, as I’m essentially straight. Just innocent boyish fun. But the jeans are very much part of it for me.

I'm a relaxed retired professional. I live 12 miles south of Stratford on Avon. I can drive if you're not too far away, or accommodate late afternoon/early evening Wednesdays and Thursdays.

I'm not a Timewaster. If I say I'll meet, I meet.

Please tell me a bit about yourself (age, build, ethnicity. location etc) and what it is about my ad which appeals to you. One-liners are so unsatisfactory., Relevant pics would help too.