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Essentially straight bloke seeks a wank

Posted by Prometheus on 10/03/2019
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My age 63 years old
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I’m essentially straight, but at 63, sexually lazy. No longer up for athletic romps, so would be a dreadful disappointment to a woman.

But we chaps have pretty basic sexual needs. We just need to come.

Now I THINK that if I were a woman, I’d be richly rewarded in seeing my power over a man manifest itself in tossing him off and watching the cum pump. But I’m not, so I don’t know. Not enough for them, I guess. But being a bloke, it is for me.

Does that ring a bell? If so, please get in touch.

But before you do, PLEASE READ the boring administrative bits below.
•I can’t manage early morning or evening meets. Just daytimes from about noon till 4
•You’ll be Caucasian, aged 25-50, not grossly overweight, and with a hunger to play with a cock
•Not (with me at any rate) anything more adventurous than a wank (? suck)
•In an ideal world, able to offer accommodation, as I can’t
•If you can’t, up for a car meet
•Anywhere within 15 miles of Coventry, Warwick or Stratford.

I’m not a timewaster. I want skin-on-skin adventure.

I won't respond to one-liners such as "Hey, are you free now?" I'm not, and before I commit to meeting up, I want to know a bit more about you, and whether we're up for the same thing. What I’d like in your response is:
•a bit about you (age, build, ethnicity, generosity of endowment etc)
•whereabouts you’re located
•whether you can offer accommodation
•confirmation that you can manage a daytime meet (weekends ok)
•if poss, a cockpic

Happy with one-offs.

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