"I’ve always preferred a woman who knows what she wants. Why settle for a boy who doesn't know what he's doing, or a husband who’s forgotten how to do it?

I’m here to be your favorite secret. I’m young, I’m hungry, and I have a very specific set of skills designed to keep you up until the sun comes out. You tell me exactly what you’ve been missing, and I’ll make sure you never have to ask for it again. Let’s trade his snoring for your gasping. I promise, I’m the best 'extracurricular' activity you’ll ever have."