I havw Dark humor, dry wit, and a good sense of when to be serious and when not to be. I'm the one who'll have you laughing before you've even decided what to order. Fit, clean, and always on time, because I respect yours as much as mine.

I'm more interested in a real spark than a rehearsed routine, so don't expect a script. Come as you are, say what's on your mind, and I'll do the same. Photos are current and unedited, what you see is what shows up at the door.

Send a message with a bit about yourself and let's see where it goes.